Reversing Life’s Sequence
“You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then.
You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then.
You finish off as an orgasm.” – George Carlin